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KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

I CAN NOT BREATHE
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fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..


HAHAHA

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.

coolboyclub:

Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

lydiaamartin:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

" That women are mysterious and unknowable is something every young man grows up believing. Men, on the other hand, never think of themselves as mysterious or confusing, and we are often at a loss as to why women want to figure us out. "

- Chris Abani (via kushandwizdom)

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

" Having a chance to be someone other than yourself and to act out stuff that makes people look at you, like, wow, and that’s why I love acting so much. "

- Quinton Aaron (via kushandwizdom)
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